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“The thing about glitter is if you get it on you, be prepared to have it on you forever. Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.”

I have to say when you get glitter on you it never goes away. I know. I’m a fairy

I just found all these funny things that people put as their fb status

#2354
“Texting + Facebook = Textbook.. so I’m studying right?”
hahaha that is so me

#2339
“If at first you don’t succeed, then maybe you should do it the way I told you to in the beginning.”
this is exactly what my friend Sophie would say to me!

#2335
“There is no “I” in “team”, but apparently there is one hidden somewhere in “group project.” ”
this is true…I always do all the work for those dumb things
Fb status source

#2307
“Excuse me, here’s your nose. I found it in my business.”
my friends need to say this to me lol

#2298
“No one is as disturbed as they should be by the fact that the prince in Snow White had to kiss a corpse in the middle of the woods surrounded by seven midgets.”
hahaha

And to conclude
#2292
“It’s only a matter of time until Facebook adds “friend-zoned” as a relationship status.”
true life