Funny Facebook Status ?….

Posted on: May 8, 2012

“The thing about glitter is if you get it on you, be prepared to have it on you forever. Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.”

I have to say when you get glitter on you it never goes away. I know. I’m a fairy

I just found all these funny things that people put as their fb status

“Texting + Facebook = Textbook.. so I’m studying right?”
hahaha that is so me

“If at first you don’t succeed, then maybe you should do it the way I told you to in the beginning.”
this is exactly what my friend Sophie would say to me!

“There is no “I” in “team”, but apparently there is one hidden somewhere in “group project.” ”
this is true…I always do all the work for those dumb things
Fb status source

“Excuse me, here’s your nose. I found it in my business.”
my friends need to say this to me lol

“No one is as disturbed as they should be by the fact that the prince in Snow White had to kiss a corpse in the middle of the woods surrounded by seven midgets.”

And to conclude
“It’s only a matter of time until Facebook adds “friend-zoned” as a relationship status.”
true life


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