What I Mean When I Say I’m Crazy

Posted by: caracaleo on: May 5, 2012

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Now can I ask you all something? If I’m crazy and and a little bit off the wall is that like a resisting prey to a predator.No its probably one of those stupid birds that sticks its head in a hole. I am that. I am that turtle that is there and pretends to be a rock even though we both know I am not that rock. I am like those fainting goats. I am Dori – basically I’m so retarded that you like me and keep me around for entertainment purposes. You aren’t sure whether you can or can’t have me…so you think you’re better off without…You don’t wanna get all up in the crazy.

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That’s the thing. I would definitely be scared of me if I were a guy. That’s what I have to think. Here I’m a cute girl you know whatever…But then I open my mouth. It never closes. I am loud. I go up to every random person I know and I make friends. Every random one. I don’t understand personal space so even if I am meeting someone for the first time I may possibly only stand an inch away from their face. Most likely I will touch their hair or their face or their clothes (Most of the time I just do this and I don’t ask if it’s okay). I tend to be a little different. That’s what everyone says. They say oh she’s a little crazy. But it’s not like i’m that crazy person talking to herself on the side of the road, okay sometimes I am.. but I am well dressed and showered. My friends say and know i’m crazy but then they say “that’s just me”. I like to think I’m organized chaos . But lately I’m starting to realize part of being a normal functioning human being is yes I can be the crazy coocoo ca chu coo. I realize this. I think actually when I met I scare most people. They think I’m fake super nice blah blah.but then they meet me and realize I am genuine. I am super nice all the time, and always a good friend. I’m there for my friends when they need me and I do my best. BUT I can be the biggest nastiest bitch if you fuck with my friends. I will fucking rip you a new one. It scares people to see me angry. I am really happy and smily all the time. When people see me angry they know they fucked up. I can be scarier than a big 250lb wrestler.. I use my words to kick ur ass. This rarely happens. It only happens when I am very very offended disrespected or hurt. It also happens in situations where people abuse and hurt my friends.

The best part , or the worst part of both, is that I am fully aware of it.

Let me get back to the whole Dori from Finding Nemo thing. Someone said this once in a crowded room of people who know me. I don’t remember who said it. I wish I did. Anyways they said it and one of my professors I had known and who loves me started laughing so hard he was crying and about to pee his pants. Following this everyone else in the room did the same. I’ll explain how I’m like Dori in a minute.

I do this. Exactly like this. I talk to randoms and say oh hey do you know where this is. Have I met you before. I do this everyday. Not in a normal oh hey how are you. Like run up into their face attack mode. Like Dori. Then I proceed to speak whale or dance or do weird things in public…I will do things like speak whale even if there isn’t someone there. I have been known to speak dog.

1. I get distracted by shiny things. 2. I call things squishy and make names and do this everyday.

The thing is I don’t have memory problems. So I’m not really like Dori completely.  I’m a really big nerd so there are things you could say to associate me with beaker, from the Muppets. This is probably only because I make weird noises and studied biochemistry in school and have worked in two research labs. Take that bitches I am smart and crazy.

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This is Beaker

Then again I’m not really like Dori and Beaker. I certainly have elements of them.

I feel like I want to be Liam Neeson. In almost all of his characters. I want to hear the him say his most awesome lines. I love most of his characters so I guess my spirit is all of Liam Neeson’s characters… such as

Taken: ” don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.”

Unknown: “I didn’t forget everything. I remember how to kill you, asshole.”

The Grey: “Once more into the fray. Into the last good fight I’ll ever know. Live or die on this day. Live or die on this day.”

Plus I want to be Aslan the Lion.

Okay sorry I just threw in the land random stuff

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